The Intern's Intern

I'd like to announce a promotion at Barton F. Graf 9000 today. I'm very proud to announce that Matt Rogers has been promoted to Intern. His previous position was Intern's Intern. He interned beautifully for the interns and now doesn't have to take their crap anymore. Good job Matt. You can now go home at 10:00pm instead of the requisite Intern's Intern punch out time of 12:30am. Keep it up and someday you may reach the position of Paid Intern.