My Father Owned 3 Oil Fields

I feel part of the problem I've been having with the welcoming committee in Dumbo stems from the fact that I'm from Kansas. They have made all of these judgments about me based on that. I know what they're thinking, I worked on a farm or I raised corn or something. Well I'd just like those people to know that yes, I did grow up in Kansas, but my father owned like 3 oil fields there. We were very well off and went to all the best schools.